out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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