you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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