We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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