grandma shit on top of the toilet
Four minutes until I can fart!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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