i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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