do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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