white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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