So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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