have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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