this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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