Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I have post one night stand depression
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