oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Less talking, more tequila
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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