Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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