yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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