I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
