But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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