Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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