when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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