I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
