He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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