a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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