Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
ttyl tear gas
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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