how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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