i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
