Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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