Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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