What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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