names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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