She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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