belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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