Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
im holly from the hills drunk
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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