This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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