Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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