problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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