i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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