when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
