I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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