i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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