i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just cropdusted the office
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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