If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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