Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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