look no pants
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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