you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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