Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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