help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Damn victory sex feels great
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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