addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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