I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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