Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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