: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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