Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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